The Pittsburgh Pirates: How to root for one of the most mediocre sports teams ever

http://www.slate.com/id/2185187/

Stones roll with Martin Scorsese in ‘Shine a Light’

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/music/la-ca-stones30mar30,1,7227665.story

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora arrested for drink driving

http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/bon-jovi-guitarist-arrested-for-drink-driving/2008/03/27/1206207248200.html

Poison Drummer Rikki Rockett Arrested on Rape Charge

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20186937,00.html

Tiger-mauling victim arrested on suspicion of shoplifting

http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_8731096

Oakland pot candy maker pleads guilty

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/03/27/BA72VROAV.DTL&tsp=1

MARK MILLAR: ONE MAN EVENT, II

http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=151733

The 5 Most Ridiculously Over-Hyped Health Scares of All Time

http://www.cracked.com/article_16078_5-most-ridiculously-over-hyped-health-scares-all-time.html

Tammy Thomas: Female Olympic Cyclist appeared to be shaving face, drug tester tells jury

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/03/27/BAP4VR1RP.DTL

Alembic: Featured Bass Of The Month (March 08)

http://alembic.com/info/featured_custom.html

LED ZEPPELIN Not In Rush To Release Comeback Concert DVD

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=93780

MESHUGGAH Drummer To Undergo Surgery For Shoulder Impingement

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=93787

Q&A: ALEX ROSS

http://www.wizarduniverse.com/032808alexross.html

Review: Justice League: The New Frontier DVD

http://everydayislikewednesday.blogspot.com/2008/03/review-justice-league-new-frontier-dvd.html

Dolly Parton: Barbie With Serious Legs

http://www.jambase.com/Articles/Story.aspx?StoryID=13403&pagenum=0

Suspect in interstate shootings arrested

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/03/28/interstate.shootings.ap/index.html?iref=topnews

Nipple rings cause airport security issue

Woman demands apology, says ‘no one deserves to be treated this way’

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23830845/

College student missing almost two months

MIDDLEBURY, Vermont (AP) — The more the snow melts, the more the mystery deepens: What happened to Nicholas Garza?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/28/missing.student.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

3 dead in hospital shooting in Georgia

Police: Suspect had grudge with nurse over mother’s care in the hospital

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23832877/

Science project sparks subway scare

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/03/28/science.project.scare.ap/index.html

Experts find oldest voice recording, from 1860

Person singing French folk song is ‘like a ghost singing to you’

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23835160/

The 16 worst places to stash your stuff

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23727879/

Earth Hour ‘08: Will It Matter?

Starting at 8 p.m. on Saturday in Christchurch, New Zealand, citizens from around the world will shut off their lights for an hour, to draw attention to the connection between energy use and climate change.

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1725947,00.html?cnn=yes

Filmmakers drop clues about “X-Files” movie sequel

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertainmentNews/idUSN2736638520080328

Lindsay Lohan to Star in Charles Manson Movie

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20186852,00.html